... My Fairy God Trader â 2004 Rob Booker http://www.robbooker.com THE STORY OF THE PIP AUCTION GAME M Y F A I R Y G O D T R A D E R i “Have you ever heard the story of the Pip Auction ... at the sweaty, fat hand that was about to crush my windpipe. “Sheez, you’re not my benevolent Fairy God Trader. You’re like my Fairy God Trader / Cantankerous Ranging Killer God Trader Fairy. ” ... Then, we all realized that in the heat of the bidding, that the first trucker, and the rest of us, had forgotten the rules of the game: the winner would pay his last (winning) bid for the...