PARODY OF ETERNAL FLAME The original song was sung by The Bangles in1988 Try to sing along the parody while listening to the original Close your eyes Lie down and rest You've a normal heart beating Do you understand why you're feeling sick? You were overeating Do you still feel an internal pain? I believe that you should not have had sixty-eight portions You belong in bed Juice will right now So will soup and crackers You won't feel more of an internal pain All that steak, eclairs, beans, fruit, and cake plus those seven turkeys you ate was a mistake I don't want to see you vomit No Here's a cure That's what the tablet's for You know the product's purpose and its jingle even more: "Alka-Seltzer to the rescue!"* Oh Excuse yourself when you burp And stop puking on me, please! Do it in this pail Now please get some sleep Call me in the morning if you still feel an internal pain Circle the things that caused the ‘internal pain’!