»Ship Ahoy!« cried the first mate, Willy White, »Captain, it's another pirate ship and she's heading our way fast!« Captain Dangerous Dan put down his book and picked up his spy glass ( a telescope to you and me) and looked out to sea He could see a Jolly Roger flag ( a skull and bone flag to you and me) »It's that rogue, Captain Ignoramus« said Dangerous Dan »He's vicious and he's obviously after our cargo of jewels! We can't out sail him, so prepare to fight!« This template is fom: http://dedicatedteachers.wordpress.com Now, you might wonder how Captain Ignoramus got his name Well, it was because when he was a young lad (a boy to you and me) he didn't bother paying attention in the classroom He didn't listen to his teacher when she was teaching history, maths, geography (maybe he did listen to that subject) , English (no way!!) and so hence his name, Ignoramus, meaning one who doesn't know much about general knowledge And that meant he was also a bit of a bully because he was jealous of Captain Dangerous Dan!! ` »Aye, Captain Ignoramus,« He be on board, sure enough!« What is this? A bad English lesson? Well, the huge galleon ship , The Black Knight, came up close to the Silver Moon and ropes were slung across for boarding Captain Dangerous Dan stood with his sword on his deck «Prepare to attack, men.« he said »Be that Dangerous Dan's ship?« asked Captaain Ignoramus »Be he on board?« You see what I mean about the bad English!! Can you correct that? By Fiona Aufranc »I be I mean, I am here!« said Captain Dangerous Dan »You won't get my treasure without a fight, you one-legged rogue!« »I be wanting him!« »Where be Captain Dangerous Dan?« cried Captain Ignoramus,