Jokes Put the jokes together using lists and list LIST 1 A man goes swimming and while he is in the water, all his clothes are stolen What does he go home in? Do you know what the penalty for bigamy is? Did you go water-skiing on holiday? Waiter, will my beef-burger be long? Why did you only clean the windows inside? What you call an elephant that flies? How you keep a skunk from smelling? Why are false teeth like stars? Why did the child study in the aeroplane? 10 What runs but never walks? 11 Waiter, this soup tastes funny? 12 Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? 13 Waiter, you have frogs legs? 14 Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? 15 Why witches fly on brooms? 16 What does a witch ask for when she checks into a hotel? 17 Why did the chicken cross the road? 18 What's green and can jump a mile a minute? 19 Where frogs keep their money? 20.What did the mouse say to the webcam? LIST a) b) c) d) e) A jumbo jet Hold his nose It looks like it's learning to swim sir A frog with hiccups! Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy f) If they have broom service g) No sir, I've always walked like this h) He wanted a higher education! i) The dark j) Cheese k) Two mothers-in-law l) Water! m) No, madam I wiped it off! n) I expect it will be round, sir o) In a river bank! p) No, I couldn’t find a lake with a slope q) To get to the other side r) Then why aren't you laughing! s) So I can look out but nobody can look in t) They come out at night JOKES – the answers A man goes swimming and while he is i) The dark in the water, all his clothes are stolen What does he go home in? Do you know what the penalty for k) Two mothers-in-law bigamy is? Did you go water-skiing on holiday? p) No, I couldn't find a lake with a slope Waiter, will my beef-burger be long? n) I expect it will be round, sir Why did you only clean the windows s) So I can look out but nobody can inside? look in What you call an elephant that a) A jumbo jet flies? How you keep a skunk from b) Hold his nose smelling? Why are false teeth like stars? t) They come out at night 9 Why did the child study in the h) He wanted a higher education! aeroplane? 10 What runs but never walks? l) Water ! 11 Waiter, this soup tastes funny? r) Then why aren't you laughing! 12 Waiter, what's this fly doing in my c) It looks like it's learning to swim soup? sir! 13 Waiter, you have frogs legs? g) No sir, I've always walked like this 14 Waiter, is there soup on the menu? m) No, madam I wiped it off! 15 Why witches fly on brooms? 16 What does a witch ask for when she e) Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy f) If they have broom service checks into a hotel? 17 Why did the chicken cross the road? q) To get to the other side 18 What's green and can jump a mile a d) A frog with hiccups! minute? 19 Where frogs keep their money? o) In a river bank! 20 What did the mouse say to the j) Cheese webcam?