The Fall of the SmurfsI had hated Smurfs for the longest time. Their little blue formsannoyed me so, and their high-pitched voices made me want to smash the TV.So when I decided that I was going to take over their little village andmake the Smurfs pay for what they had d one, I was going to go prepared.I bought an RV and outfitted it specially for the invasion. Ianticipated being gone for several months, so the RV was well stocked withfood and other supplies. As my main mission was to take over the Smurfvillage, I carried with me a number of nets and Smurf traps, all designedto exacting specifications, for the Smurfs were not stupid, and wouldavoid any ordinary traps. I also had a "playroom" and a well-stockedlaboratory, where I would perform my experiments on my unwilling bluesubjects. One side of the RV was lined with cages, each of which couldhold two Smurfs comfortably.I set out on the first day of spring. The Smurfs are most activein the spring, when they run around smelling flowers and playing in thefields and generally being nuisances. I drove all day until I reached theborders of Smurfland. A little wooden gate, decorated with flowers andleaves, denoted the entrance to that happy place. I got down from the RVand kicked it over, smashing it with my foot. I then got my net and aheavy canvas bag and went out, looking for signs of Smurf.I found my first Smurf almost immediately. He was looking at hisreflection in a puddle and whistling the Smurf's theme song. He was sostupid, he never even noticed me coming up behind him. I got close enoughand whipped the net over his blue form."Hey, why'd you do that?""Shut up, you little blue creep", I walked up and looked down onhim. He stared up at me indignantly, putting his blue hands at his hips.I knelt down, got my hand under the net, and ripped off that little whitediaper thing all of the Smurfs wear. There he was, naked as sin, hislittle blue dick hanging out. His hands went down to cover himself, whichI took as an opportunity to give him a good sharp thunk on the nose. Asis well known, that will knock a Smurf out for about a minute. I tookthat opportunity to stuff him in the bag and carry him back to the RV. Iput him in the cage and put a padlock on it, since Smurfs are well knownfor their escape abilities. I then went back out to continue the search.Hunting was good. By the time night fell, I had captured fiveSmurfs. One of them was the hated Handy Smurf, the others were just youraverage stupid Smurf. I took Handy out of his cage, holding him firmly sothat he didn't squirm away."Hey stop that, you can't do that!""I can do whatever I want, you little prick", I popped him in alarge glass bottle that he couldn't climb out of. He was still naked, aswere all the other Smurfs, and he covered up his genitals with his handsagain."So what's your name?""Handy Smurf.""How old are you?""In Smurf years?""Yes.""Twenty-three.""Get your hands up.""What?""Get your hands up, you blue bastard." I reached in and thumpedhim on the head. His hands flew up to rub his head, which was when Igrabbed them, put them behind his back, and tied them with a twisty-tie.His little blue dick was semi-hard, which I noted in my lab book."Why Handy Smurf, you have a hard-on", I said. He blushed a darkershade of blue, but said nothing. His erection, though, grew even harderand longer, which is to say about an inch long."So Handy Smurf, have you ever fucked Smurfette?""Have I ever done what?""Have you ever smurfed her?""Gosh we Smurfs would never do that!""Why not, Handy?""Because Papa Smurf would get very mad at us. No one has eversmurfed Smurfette, its against the law.""So don't you want to do it though?"He didn't answer, but he looked very uncertain. I had what Iwanted though, so I put him back in his cage. I took each Smurf out inturn, questioning them the same way I had questioned Handy Smurf. All ofthem seemed shocked when I suggested they could have their way withSmurfette, though they all seemed interested in the idea. One Smurf,though, refused to answer any questions. I named him Stubborn Smurf. Heran all around the bottle, yelling, "Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!" I got sickof this behavior after awhile, so I decided to teach the other Smurfs alesson. I took Stubborn out and put him in a small vacuum chamber that Ihad on a rolling cart in the lab. The door had a large window, so theother Smurfs could look in. I rolled it over so the other Smurfs couldsee inside and started evacuating the air. I had a microphone inside thetank, so I could hear Stubborn Smurf. I expected to hear his littlescreams, but all he kept saying was, "Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!" He ran incircles, dashing himself against the walls of the vacuum chamber. Theother Smurfs yelled encouragement, but Stubborn couldn't hear them. I wasalmost starting to think the Smurfs could live in a vacuum, when I heard aloud pop, like a balloon. I looked in and saw a thickblue liquid dripping down the window."What did you do with Stubborn?" yelled Handy, his nose pressedagainst the bars."I killed him, Handy. Stubborn Smurf is dead he's never comingback.""But you can't kill a Smurf that's not nice!""Shut up Handy, or you're next." I grabbed a glass of cold waterand doused him with it."Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!""I could see he was scared. That was good, it was my first steptowards conquering the entire Smurf village. I went to my room, the criesof "Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf" echoing in my ears.IIThe next day dawned clear and sunny. I got up, made a cup ofcoffee, and went into the lab. All four Smurfs were asleep. I drew a cupof cold water and threw it on Handy Smurf. He sputtered awake and said,"Who did that?""Me, you little ingrate." I ran the cup over the bars on the othercages, waking up the other Smurfs. They woke up, joyous smiles on theirlittle blue faces."Are you going to let us go today?" they asked, their eyes brightwith promise and hope."No none of you are ever going to go free. In fact, you'llprobably be working in a Smurf mine by the end of the spring.""No we won't we won't let you, " they said in unison. Handy said,"We'll tell Papa Smurf on you!""I'm going to kill Papa Smurf, in front of the entire Smurfvillage, Handy. Then you can be the new leader of the Smurfs. How wouldyou like that? And then, I'll even let you smurf Smurfette." I couldtell he was interested."No I can't do that!""Why not Handy, I know you want to.""No I don't!""Yes you do Handy your little dick is getting hard again.""No it isn't leave me alone or I'll tell Papa Smurf on you!"Handy started sobbing. "Why won't you let us go we want to go smellflowers, play in the fields, gather nuts for the village." The othersstarted sobbing too."Stop sobbing, Handy, or I'll put another Smurf in the vacuumchamber.""NO don't kill another Smurf they're my friends!""Someday Handy you'll be killing them yourself, just to have achance to smurf Smurfette.""No I won't I never will and you can't make me!""Yes I can and I will, Handy. So now, I'm going to go and catchmore Smurfs." I left them sobbing and crying for Papa Smurf.IIIBy the time the sun went down, I had caught three more Smurfs.One was Brainy Smurf. I took away their clothes, of course, and I tookaway Brainy Smurf's little horn-rimmed glasses and smashed them under myheel. I then put Brainy in with Handy. Handy went over and huggedBrainy, which got them another dousing with cold water. I wanted to startbringing them away from their touchy-feely emotional state, break themdown to the point where they'd be fighting with each other. I then putfive Smurfs in a cage, which was barely large enough to hold them all. Irolled a TV/VCR in front of the cage and popped in a special tape. I hadtaken some video of Smurfette a while back and digitally altered it sothat Smurfette was doing some really naughty thing s to herself. Itstarted out with her putting her little blue hand up her little skirt. Ihad also added some sound effects, so the caged Smurfs could clearly hearSmurfette's moans of "Smurf me, oh please smurf me!" The five Smurfs inthe cage had hug e erections (for a Smurf) and were soon running theirhands over their erect shafts. When Smurfette started screaming, "I'msmurfing, I'm smurfing!", all five of them exploded in unison, blue Smurfjuice spraying all over their hands and each other as they chantedloudly, "Smurf me, smurf me." I picked out one of the five and threw himinto the vacuum chamber. Soon I heard the Smurf running around yellingfor Papa Smurf, pleading for Papa Smurf to come save him. I had nointention of killing this Smurf though, not just yet, so I left him therethe entire night, isolated from his Smurf buddies. The other Smurfsstarted sobbing too, especially when I turned out all of the lights(Smurfs hate the dark). It had been another good day, but tomorrow was tobegin my assault on the Smurf village.IVI disdained subtlety, so in the morning I just started driving theRV right over the Smurf's fields, running over their grains andstrawberries and blueberries and all of the Smurf's food supplies. Acouple of times I actually got to run over some Smurfs that didn't getout of the way in time. Once, one Smurf managed to hang on to the fenderfor awhile, yelling for Papa Smurf, but soon he went under the wheels aswell. I heard the pop as they rolled over his little blue head, the lastcry of "Oh my Smurf" sounding out over the roar of the engine. While Idrove, the other Smurfs were in the back watching the Smurfette tape overand over again. Their little blue dicks were raw from so much beatingoff. Handy and Brainy were trying to ignore it, but I knew it wouldn't belong before they succumbed as well and started beating off to the video.I stopped for lunch and went into the back of the RV. All of the Smurfsexcept for Handy and Brainy were watching the tape, even the one in thevacuum chamber was beating his little blue dick. I reached over andturned off the VCR."Turn it back on, please please turn it back on!" they said inunison, their blue cocks at half-staff."I'll turn it on if you'll do one thing for me, my Smurfs.""What do you want us to do?" one of them said, his hand runningabsently over his blue dick."I want you to kill the Smurf in the vacuum chamber there. Killhim, and I'll give you a whole new Smurfette video to watch.""No no we won't do it", they all said. But their cocks were sayingyes. I put a new tape in and started it up. This one showed Smurfettetaking a shower in the nude this time, soap bubbles covering her privateparts as she moaned for smurfing. Their cocks sprang to life and theystarted beating off furiously, all together. I turned off the tape,reached in and picked up the Smurf in the vacuum chamber and put him inthe cage with the other four. The four Smurfs had lust-crazed looks intheir eyes."Kill him for me and I'll let you watch the rest of the video."The sight was incredible. All four Smurfs, their eyes glazed overfrom twelve hours of continuous video watching, surrounded Bottle Smurf,as I had come to call him. He yelled at the top of his lungs for PapaSmurf, but no one could save him as they pr essed in closer. Suddenly allfour Smurfs closed in on Bottle and begin pummeling him with their littleblue fists. "Help me, Handy", he yelled, but Handy Smurf could do nothingbut sob. I noticed that the erections of all four Smurfs grew when theyst arted in on Bottle Smurf. When one of the Smurfs, possessed by lustfor Smurfette, tore Bottle Smurf's little tail off, showering the otherthree with Smurf vital juices, he came explosively, setting off the otherthree Smurfs. The cage was soon splatte red with Smurf juices of allkinds, as the four Smurfs in their lust literally tore Bottle Smurf limbfrom limb. I heard a last cry for Papa Smurf before all fell silent. Iturned the TV back on and started the tape back up, and was instantlyrewarded b y the sounds of Smurfs whacking off. I connected a hose to thesink and sprayed the cage off, washing away the last remnants of BottleSmurf. The other four Smurfs didn't even notice, as they were engrossedby the sight of Smurfette running bare-ass naked through a field ofclover. Soon the chant began "Smurf me, smurf me ", as they watchedwith rapt attention. I noticed Handy and Brainy were watching now as well(Brainy couldn't see much, but it was enough), their hands absentlystroking their ne ther regions. Leaving them to their video, I picked upmy net and bag and a 9 mm Glock and went out the door of the RV.I had parked the RV in the middle of a Smurf potato farm. ThreeSmurfs were waiting about ten feet away. One had a rake, which was thefirst time I had ever seen one carry something that could hurt me. Theothers didn't carry anything. I decided I was going to be careful."Why did you park that in the middle of my farm, I was going topick potatoes today," the Smurf with the rake whined. I named him FarmerSmurf."Because I wanted to, Farmer Smurf.""Well, you'd better leave or I'll tell Papa Smurf on you!""Fuck Papa Smurf!" I targeted the one to the right of Farmer Smurfand fired. The bullet impacted him in the gut and passed through. Piecesof Smurf flew through the air. "Help me Papa Smurf," were his last wordsas he dropped to the ground face firs t, bouncing on his bulbous blue nosebefore he was silenced forever."Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!" the other two yelled and started runningback towards the Smurf village. I started after them, my much longerstride catching me up after only a few seconds. I slipped the net overFarmer Smurf and bonked him on the nose, knocking him out. I let theother Smurf get about twenty yards away. He thought I had given up, theidiot, and started walking and whistling the Smurf's theme song. I fired.The hollow point bullet smashed into the back of his head, and sent Smurfbrains (which are blue as well) about twenty feet out the front. He wasone dead Smurf. I took Farmer Smurf back to the RV and put him in withHandy and Brainy. The other Smurfs were still watching the video and Inoticed that in the cage with the four Smurfs , one Smurf had gottenbehind another Smurf and was whacking that Smurf's dick off for him."So you all want to go out and smurf with Smurfette," I asked."Yes we do!" they all said in unison, except for Farmer and Handy."Good. Before I let you do that though, there's one thing I wantyou to do for me, my Smurfs.""What do you want, sir!" they all said."I want you to go out and bring me Papa Smurf alive. If you dothat, I'll let you see another video, and then I'll let you all smurfSmurfette."Handy Smurf had not said a word during all of this, but suddenlyhe got up and went to the bars of his cage and said, "Don't do it,Smurfs think of the village, our Smurf homes!""It's too late, Handy, they've gone over.""No, they haven't. All they need is love and affection and ""Sex, Handy. They need sex." I grabbed Farmer by his little bluetail and dangled him above their cage. He struggled but it was no use."If you don't bring back Papa Smurf, this is what will happen to you." Iopened the door to the microwave and threw Farmer in head first. "Ouch!"he said, as he pressed his nose against the glass window in the door."Help me, Handy, help me!" I set the microwave on high and turned it on.He pounded at the door with his little blue fists, crying for anotherSmurf to save him, but no Smurf could. Handy and Brainy were sobbing, butthe other Smurfs had totally blank expressions on their little blue faces.It only took about a minute. Suddenly, Farmer Smurf burst into flames, hebecame a Smurf fireball! I opened the door and he leaped out, running incircles, yelling, "Put me out, put me out Smurfs." He did this for aboutthirty seconds before he let out a final cry of "Oh my Smurf!" andexploded into a pile of dust and ash. I noted that in the lab book."Farmer!" Handy cried. "Why did you kill Farmer Smurf, he was myfriend!""Because I wanted to, Handy.""Why are you so mean to us? We never hurt you!""Because I want to be, Handy. In fact, I might kill all the Smurfsbut you. You'd be the only Smurf left in the whole world. You'd neversee another Smurf again, Handy. I'd keep you in a cage and make you watchvideos of the Smurfs playing and smelli ng flowers. Then I'd make youwatch videos of the luscious Smurfette. You'll never smurf her, Handy,unless you do what I say.""No please don't hurt any more Smurfs!""Too late, Handy, you had your chance." I took Brainy Smurf out ofHandy's cage and put him in another one, isolating Handy Smurf. He rolledinto a ball and started sobbing, "Smurf me oh Smurfs." Every otherSmurf stared blankly into space, waiting for my command."Ok Smurfs, I want you to do one thing for me. Bring Papa Smurf tome alive. Do that, my Smurfs, and I'll let you watch another Smurfettevideo.""Hooray!" they all said, eager to be at their task. They crowdedat the doors of their cages, ready to go and find Papa Smurf for me. Ilet out all of the Smurfs except Handy and Brainy. Opening the door tothe RV, they trooped out, blank expressions on their faces, whistling theSmurf's theme song. I had attached a small camera to the cap of one ofthe Smurfs, so I was able to see what they were doing. I turned a monitoron to watch the proceedings. The four Smurfs ran towards the village,still n aked, of course. Several Smurfs were out and about and looked atthe quartet as they ran into the village. One Smurf ran towards thegroup, obviously recognizing one of them, but they walked right past him.He started running alongside. I had a microp hone mounted on the cameraso I could also hear what was going on."Builder Smurf, want to go smurfing on the lake tonight?" thenewcomer asked."Must get Papa Smurf", they all said together."But but Papa Smurf's asleep, you can't go wake him up.!""Must get Papa Smurf so we can smurf Smurfette.""Hey, we can't smurf with Smurfette, that's against the law."I had also put a small speaker inside the ear of one of theSmurfs. I picked up a microphone and said, "Kill that Smurf for me.""Hey what happened to your clothes, Papa Smurf is no stayaway help me help me Papaaa "The monitor showed my Smurfs attacking the other Smurf. I sawBuilder Smurf tear the other Smurf's little blue tail off, which prompteda new cry for help, but none came, and soon the ground was covered withSmurf parts and Smurf vital juices. My Smurf s started towards the houseon the hill, the house of Papa Smurf. They got to the gate and swarmedover. Papa Smurf was already waiting, having heard the commotion outside."My Smurfs, what is wrong? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?""You must come with us, Papa Smurf.""Where are we going?""We have to take you to our leader. Then we can smurf Smurfette.""What you know that's against the law, my Smurfs. And I'm yourleader what's happened hey, let go of me Smurfs!"My Smurfs had hoisted Papa Smurf on their shoulders. Hestruggled, but he was an old Smurf, and he was no match for four youngSmurfs. They ran down the hill and begin walking through the Smurfvillage. They had reached the outskirts when a voice call ed out, "Whereare you taking Papa Smurf?"It was Smurfette. She had on a little blue dress with flowers.The four Smurfs stopped and turned as one towards her."Smurfette, come with us while we take Papa Smurf to our leader.Then we'll smurf you!" they all said."No!" She sounded terrified. "We can't smurf, you know that. PutPapa Smurf down and I'll make you some tea and cookies."I took hold of the microphone and said, "Bring Papa Smurf to me,now!""Must take Papa Smurf, " they said as one. "But we'll be back foryou later, Smurfette! We're going to smurf you all night long!" I didn'tknow if she noticed, but each Smurf had an enormous erection. They joggedon past carrying Papa Smurf while S murfette ran inside her little houseand closed the door. Not that it mattered, I could open it for my Smurfsif they needed it.It only took a few minutes before I heard some little knocks. Itwas my Smurfs, and they carried with them the leader of the entire Smurfvillage, Papa Smurf."Ah, Papa Smurf, so glad you could join us, " I said, picking himup."Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf, you've come to rescue us," Handy Smurfsaid from his cage. He got a dousing of cold water for that. He wentinto a corner and started sobbing again."Let go of me, and all of my Smurfs.""I don't think so, Papa Smurf." I opened one of the cages andthrew him in. "You see, I'm going to take over as the leader of theSmurfs. More like a dictatorship, I guess. Anyway, all of the Smurfswill be mining gold for me soon, Papa Smurf. You c an either continue tolead peacefully, or die in front of all of your Smurfs. The choice isyours." Behind me, all four of my Smurfs had gone back into their cage.I popped in another tape. This time, it showed Smurfette being smurfed bya 3D-Studio generated Smurf. It was all fake, of course, but the soundswere real enough for my Smurfs. All four were beating off together.Handy and Brainy were watching as well, and I noticed their Smurf dickswere getting hard too."Don't watch, my Smurfs, he's trying to brainwash you!" Papa Smurfsaid loudly. That got him a first dousing with cold water. On thescreen, Smurfette was getting it from behind. "Ohhh, make mesmurfffffffffffff!" she screamed and this time every Smurf but Papa Smurfflooded his hand with Smurf juice. Then Smurfette turned around and tookher Smurf lover's tool deep inside her mouth, slurping lustfully."Oh suck on my smurf Smurfette," the voice came from the lover's lips ashe thrust in and out ofSmurfette's mouth."And besides, Papa Smurf if you don't cooperate, this is whatwill happen to every Smurf." I grabbed Handy out of his cage and with oneswift motion, tore off his little blue tail. Smurf vital juices sprayedout as Handy let out a yelp and begin call ing for Papa Smurf to save hismiserable little existence. I wasn't ready to get rid of Handy just yet,so I took a piece of duct tape and slapped it over the place where histail had once been, and threw him in with Papa Smurf. Handy went over toPapa Smurf for a hug, which quickly got both of them a cold-water dousing.Handy started bawling like a baby when I wouldn't let him get his hug fromPapa Smurf, but I didn't care. He tried twice more, but each time he gota glass of ice-cold water in the fa ce for his troubles."Pleaseee I need a hugggg!" he cried, his little blue face buriedin his hands."Shut up Handy, or I'll throw your Papa Smurf in the vacuum chamber.""Pleaseeee Papa Smurffffffff!""Why won't you let me hug Handy Smurf he's hurt," Papa Smurfcried. He tried to get closer to Handy, who was rolled up in a cornersobbing his eyes out, but all that got him was another glass of cold wateron top of Handy Smurf."Because I don't want you to hug anyone, Papa Smurf. No Smurf willever hug another Smurf again, unless it's like my friends in the cagethere." I pointed to the cage, where my Smurfs had formed a daisy-chain,each Smurf whacking off the Smurf in frontof him, all chanting, "Smurf me, smurf me.""Please let me and all my Smurfs go I'll give you all the gold inthe village," Papa Smurf said, tears starting to well up in his eyes. Ithink he was starting to see that I was no Gargomel."Shut up, Papa Smurf." I grabbed him and put him in a metal box.The box only had two tiny airholes, so there was almost no light goinginside. I went to bed, Handy still sobbing as he sat in the corner of hiscage, and my Smurfs still beating each ot her off.VThe next day I woke up and decided to teach Papa Smurf a lesson.I took him out of the box and put him back in the cage with Handy, onlythis time he didn't go over to try and give him a hug. Handy was fastasleep, so I solved that by rattling my coffe e cup against the bars. Hewoke up, saw where he was at, and started sobbing again. He was such astupid Smurf. I then grabbed Brainy out of his cage and placed him on thelab table, telling him to stay put. After seeing what had happened toother Smu rfs who had disobeyed me, he probably figured this was not thetime nor the place to stage an escape."You know, Papa Smurf I've often wondered what would happen to aSmurf exposed to very cold temperatures after all, I don't think you getsnow in the Smurf village. Well, let's find out." I grabbed a pair oftongs from a drawer. Brainy started to get up and run, but I was tooquick for him, and got the tongs around his little blue head. I held himfirmly in one hand while I unscrewed the top of a large, thermos-likeapparatus with the other. "This is a container of liquid nitrogen let'ssee wh at happens to Brainy, shall we." With one swift motion and a lastcry of Papa Smurf, I plunged Brainy into the thermos."Help me Papa Smuuurrrrf," were the last words of Brainy Smurf, asthe liquid nitrogen boiled around him. I waited several minutes, thenbrought him back out. He was a Smurfcicle, as the liquid nitrogen hadfrozen him through and through."I'm going to do this to one Smurf every hour, Papa Smurf, unlessyou do what I say." I banged the tongs against the edge of the table.Brainy Smurf shattered into about a hundred pieces."Brainy!" Papa Smurf cried as pieces of his friend tinkled on thefloor like shards of glass."I love the sound of dead Smurf in the morning", as I got up tosearch for more victims.VIBy nightfall I had collected three more Smurfs to add to myprisoners. One was the Poetry Smurf, he went into the cage with Handy andPapa Smurf. The other two went into the cage with the other four to watchthe Smurfette video. It wasn't long before they were starting to stroketheir Smurf dicks. Poetry Smurf, on the other hand, started in almostimmediatley:"Why have you put usAll in this cageWhen we could be outGathering parsely and sage"Smurfs are so happyJoyous and freeAs soon as you know usI''m sure you'll agree""Shut up, Poet." I said as I thumped him on the head and strippedhim of his clothes. Handy was rubbing the spot where his tail had oncebeen and with Papa Smurf in the same cage, was trying to ignore theSmurfette video. I looked outside and saw a num ber of Smurfs gatheringoutside the RV, there must have been twenty Smurfs out there.Unfortunatley, Smurfette was nowhere to be seen. I would attend to herlater, though, right now I was going to go out and bag as many Smurfs as Icould. Grabbing my G lock, a large net, and a little can of lighterfluid, I stepped outside to meet the Smurfs."Hello there, Smurfs," I said. "It's a fine day to go Smurfing,wouldn't you say?"One Smurf came to the front and stood about five feet away fromme, the others held back. "Where do you have Papa Smurf?" he asked, hislittle voice trembling in fear."I have him inside. But you don't have to worry about Papa Smurf,I'm your new leader now.""No you aren't!" they all said in unison. "We only follow thegreat Papa Smurf there's no other Smurf like him!""La-da-da-da-de-da la-la-la-la-la", they whistled. I whipped out thenet just as they finished and threw it over the group, catching abouttwelve Smurfs. Eight managed to evade the net and go running towards thevillage, calling for Papa Smurf. Five never made it, as they couldn'toutrun a bullet. When I was done, Smurf parts littered the outskirts ofthe Smurf village. Just for fu n, I took shots at some of theirbuildings, blasting them and the Smurfs inside them apart in an orgy ofdestruction that the Smurfs had never seen. Soon Smurfs were running allover the streets, calling for Papa Smurf, yelling "Oh my Smurf" whenanother one of their homes was destroyed. I walked over and found oneSmurf that hadn't been killed outright, though he was missing a leg andhis little blue tail. I picked him up and brought him over to the RV.The Smurfs under the net had been trying to get out, but there was no waythey would be able to, the net was too heavy. I tossed the injured Smurfto the ground and sprayed him with lighter fluid. "Ouuuccchhhhh pleasehelp me Papa Smurf, it hurrrts." As the Smurfs watched, I stuck a matchand lit the injured Smurf ablaze. He got up on one foot and tried to hopto the village and the house of Papa Smurf, but he succumbed quickly tothe flames, and in thirty seconds blew up in an explosion similar to theone that had taken Farmer Smurf. The Smurf s under the net startedsobbing and crying. I went and picked up another injured Smurf, tossedhim about twenty feet in the air, and plugged him with a bullet from theGlock. Smurf parts flew everywhere as the Smurf blew apart from the forceof the bullet. I then grabbed one from under the net and pulled off hislittle blue tail. He cried out for Papa Smurf to help him as Smurf vitaljuices sprayed out from where his tail had once been, but . and sprayed the cage off, washing away the last remnants of BottleSmurf. The other four Smurfs didn't even notice, as they were engrossedby the sight of Smurfette. shots at some of theirbuildings, blasting them and the Smurfs inside them apart in an orgy ofdestruction that the Smurfs had never seen. Soon Smurfs were