... English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What ... up and sed yellow!" Submitted by Carlos Manuel Hernandez My student who did not speak much English wanted to impress me one day. She had to walk past me while I was talking to someone. She ... "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom." Submitted by Emil A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box...