... CROWN and the Rising Sun colophon are registered trademarks of Random House LLC Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Murray, Charles A The curmudgeon’s guide to getting ahead : dos ... 650.1—dc23 2013045110 ISBN 97 8-0 -8 04 1-4 14 4-4 eBook ISBN 97 8-0 -8 04 1-4 14 5-1 v3.1 To Bennett, Anna, Sarawan, and Narisara, who have heard all of this repeatedly CONTENTS Cover Other Books by This Author ... just the telemarketer on the other end of the phone who calls you by your first name I have had parents introduce me to their sixyear-old with the words “This is Charles, ” requiring me to choke...