∗Why not penguins fly? Because they are too short to be pilots ∗What snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers ∗Where snowman go to dance? Snowballs ∗How snowman travel around the world? By iceicle ∗What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia ∗Who delivers elephant’s Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus ∗What angry mice send each other? Cross-mouse cards ∗What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey ∗How does Santa take his photos? With his North Pole-aroid