a) Maybe if I (tear) Mondays off the calendar, there _ (be) no more Mondays (second conditional) b) The caped avenger (be) a more effective crime fighter if he (not have to) use on hand to hold his cape up (second conditional) c) You _ (get) a lot more accomplished if you _ (do) it with authority (0 conditional) d) If you _ (do) your job, I (be) in this fix (second conditional) e) If I (come) back to this earth, I _ (come) as a pillow (second conditional) f) If I (not bother) Monday, maybe it _ (not bother) me (first conditional)