1117 funny bunny jokes

1117 funny bunny jokes

1117 funny bunny jokes
... rabbits What you get when you cross a rabbit with a comedian? A funny bunny What you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money When rabbits wear green overalls? When their ... same umbrella Why didn’t they get wet? It wasn’t raining What you call a rabbits with fleas? Bugs Bunny 10 Which side of the rabbit has the most fur? The outside 11 What book did the rabbit take...
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TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -1

TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -1
... books about haunted houses? Ghostwriters, who else? How well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place? With scare spray! GHOST TO GHOST What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you really believe ... on a plane? An airline ghostess! What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts? Don't spook until you are spooken to! What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car? ... Why wasn't the ghost successful? He didn't believe in himself! Why wasn't the ghost popular at parties? He wasn't much to look at! Where ghosts go on vacation in August? To the sea ghost! Who writes...
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TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -2

TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -2
... Queen: A ghost in reverse! Queen: What you say to a two-headed ghost? King: Boo! Boo! U.S GHOST OFFICE Where should you send a ghost' s mail? To the dead-letter department! What street does a ghost ... A ghost story? But why? Queen: Oh, you know! Ghost stories are always so chilling! King: Oooooohhh! I've just seen a three-hundred-pound ghost! Queen: Gads! What does a three-hundred-pound ghost ... be my ghost! King: How far can a ghost walk into a cemetery? Queen: Just halfway Then he's walking out of the cemetery! Queen: It's so hot in the castle tonight Won't you please tell me a ghost...
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English Jokes 2

English Jokes 2
... What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline Q: How you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method? ... battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments A2: The answer that ... Grajales - Mexico City ESL teacher Re-worded by another teacher Q: What's the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.) A: What...
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English Jokes 5

English Jokes 5
... "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom." Submitted by Emil A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of laundry...
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English Jokes 6

English Jokes 6
... or by the month?" The agent answers, "By the garbage dump " Bank Teller: How you like the money? English Student: I like it very much Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia) "Why you...
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Tài liệu TUYEN TAP CHUYEN CUOI HAY NHAT VIETNAM- THE BEST FUNNY STORY COLLECTION doc

Tài liệu TUYEN TAP CHUYEN CUOI HAY NHAT VIETNAM- THE BEST FUNNY STORY COLLECTION doc
... lưỡi không xương Chính mà nói xuôi hay nói ngược xuôi cả, bạn đọc truyện sau hiểu Hai bà lâu ngày gặp nhau: - Chồng tớ bị ngã xe, toi triệu bạc - Không sao, thay người mà! - Hôm qua ông lại bị ... nhìn xuyên qua tường - Hay quá! Thế phát minh cậu gọi gì? - Nó gọi cửa sổ Định nghĩa vui: Tình yêu gì? - Thợ mộc: Là việc lắp cánh cửa vào khung, cần phải lắp để không chặt hay lỏng! - Thợ ảnh: ... Nhưng số người nhanh chân chạy vào quán bia hay cà phê máy lạnh nên nóng họ “nhỏ thỏ nằm đống cỏ”, thần làm cho họ cởi áo Và thí sinh cuối cùng, thật tài tình Với hàng ngàn người, thần cần bám...
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Tài liệu 101 Ghost Jokes doc

Tài liệu 101 Ghost Jokes doc
... the doctor know the ghost was sick? Yes, he was dead certain! Ghost: Doctor, why am I so lonely? Doctor: Because you've got no body! 101 Ghost Jokes - GHOST CHILL-DREN GHOST CHILL-DREN How ghost ... capital city! 101 Ghost Jokes - SICK OF GHOSTS SICK OF GHOSTS! Nurse: Doctor, there's a ghost in your waiting room! Doctor: Tell him I can't see him! Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor's ... ghoulish figure! Ghost: Doctor, I feel faint! Doctor: Well, I guess you You're white as a sheet! What kind of doctor does a ghost go to? A witch doctor! Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor? He...
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Tài liệu TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -3 pptx

Tài liệu TRUYỆN KINH DỊ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -3 pptx
... GHOST CHILL-DREN How ghost babies cry? BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo! What song ghost children like best? "A Haunting We Will Go!" What kind of horses ghost kids like to ride? Night-mares! What ghost ... call the two little twin ghosts that rang all the doorbells on Halloween? Dead ringers! MORE GHOSTLY KNOCK-EM-DEADS Knock, knock Who's there? Sarah! Sarah who? Sarah ghost in the house? Knock, ... Knock, knock! Who's there? Heaven Heaven who? Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes? THE UNFRIENDLY RESTAURHAUNT AND COFFIN SHOP MOAN-U A die-ning delight that will lift your...
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